Literally Just 34 Very, Very Funny Tweets About The 2024 Golden Globes
These jokes almost make up for the fact that Ariana Grande was absolutely and completely robbed.
The Golden Globes were last night! In case you like the Cliff's Notes version of these types of things, then these funny tweets will do:
1.
the most powerful person in an antique store always looks like this https://t.co/vRghgnZw5g
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) January 6, 2025
2.
this diva https://t.co/2C5hmxrulg pic.twitter.com/mviESEtmcg
— math☀️ (@bloodintearx) January 6, 2025
3.
Nicole Kidman is *locking in* to this intense conversation with Jodie Foster during the Golden Globes commercial break pic.twitter.com/6uQmC076h6
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) January 6, 2025
4.
lookalike winners wouldve gotten you on ellen in 2015 but in 2025 they give you invitations to the golden globes https://t.co/qxSobY6zIV
— sumz 𖧷 saw seventeen! (@apa7ino) January 5, 2025
5.
Blair Waldorf watching Carter Baizen win an award with Seth Cohen by her side. What a time to be alive.
— Sarah Hearon (@sarahhearon) January 6, 2025
6.
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo holding space at the #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/wHrOviMMsO
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) January 6, 2025
7.
Kieran Culkin’s tattoos 🥹 pic.twitter.com/CAlVF9oRUs
— nitsi | succession broadway & oscar era! ᡣ𐭩 (@hosseinisgeckos) January 6, 2025
8.
Jeremiroquai pic.twitter.com/qzlhEdBYMR
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) January 5, 2025
9.
wait pic.twitter.com/sqPhw659D5
— bailey💋 (@brinagrandes) January 6, 2025
10.
Anora went home with nothing just like the character
— paul (@paulswhtn) January 6, 2025
11.
Wicked won the popular vote
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@keyon) January 6, 2025
12.
Mia Thermopolis after getting a fresh blowout pic.twitter.com/w5AlY6iyoH
— Always On (@werealwayson) January 6, 2025
13.
not ariana & cynthia adopting kristen bell😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/BqqC5Uxqk6
— kaylee☼ (@loveylanguage) January 6, 2025
14.
LENA MAD AS HELL pic.twitter.com/dypV0GqrH2
— emily 🫥 (@gardengatelor) January 6, 2025
15.
Haus of Moore (Demi Moore, Julianne Moore, Mandy Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, & Kenya Moore) have been fighting for gay rights for decades
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) January 6, 2025
16.
Demi Moore was born in Roswell, New Mexico, a town famously associated with alien conspiracy theories. pic.twitter.com/KGLlyzsBdr
— Rebecca Alter (@ralter) January 6, 2025
17.
“glen powell, what a year you had. glen, you were in everything. twisters, hit man, in my head when im having sex with my boyfriend” 😭 #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/GAondLmYUm
— 🥧. (@kelsospade) January 6, 2025
18.
okay ariana let’s go back to the music industry pic.twitter.com/UJIvnsslxZ
— eryn ☼💋 (@erynsbloodline) January 6, 2025
19.
#GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/Trgqy0mhEX
— xamantha* (@xncepike) January 5, 2025
20.
Kathy Bates immediately ripping up her acceptance speech after she lost the Golden Globe LOL I love her pic.twitter.com/gjtHvwW8Nk
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) January 6, 2025
21.
not him being one of the girls pic.twitter.com/bPkiXYgiHw
— lo (@timchals) January 6, 2025
22.
the only celeb couple who have ever really mattered pic.twitter.com/UOGCYpU7FH
— izzy (@spidermannwh) January 5, 2025
23.
Wicked pic.twitter.com/Cbh82DWvFZ
— sarah (@sarahandmakeup) January 6, 2025
24.
Wicked winning the “we made the most money” award pic.twitter.com/y8r9jrnnDm
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) January 6, 2025
25.
love Dakota Johnson even tho she’s been in approximately 2.5 good movies in her life (suspiria, the Ellen show, The Worst Person in the World until i realized that wasn’t her)
— niquella the kind (@nm_xvrsn) January 5, 2025
26.
On the side of the wall at the Golden Globes there’s a studio leaderboard, lest things become too classy pic.twitter.com/l6eynBs3tB
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) January 6, 2025
27.
I don’t know what the fuck she’s saying but girl I am living, etc. pic.twitter.com/vt3PzP5HY0
— Kevin Jacobsen (@Kevin_Jacobsen) January 6, 2025
28.
she didn’t respect the balance again! 😭 pic.twitter.com/S0SvPcZxXi
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) January 6, 2025
29.
vin diesel and the rock while the cast of wicked accepts their award #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/B47byVOu5H
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) January 6, 2025
30.
now why are they sneaking off pic.twitter.com/joUmStMxM8
— galinda valentine (@spdrmnism) January 6, 2025
31.
jeremy strong in that outfit in the back taking me tf out . pic.twitter.com/LGzENI0zpc
— clementine (@ilyclemmie) January 6, 2025
32.
her hair is full of Tom Cruise's secrets pic.twitter.com/cjG04M722p
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) January 6, 2025
33.
this reminds me of the spongebob episode where its prom and he has these long ass legs pic.twitter.com/UuJ9qkW0ha
— lo (@timchals) January 6, 2025
34. And lastly:
the balance was, in fact, respected
— The Substance (@TryTheSubstance) January 6, 2025