Didn't have this on my bingo card for 2025.
I'll never forget when the entire internet was convinced Harry Styles spat on Chris Pine. Those were the days.
"100% of people I know in Canada will be happy about this."
"One of my 4-year-old students told me that when he was in the war he shot himself in the eye with a Luger and died. I had to look up Luger, and it’s a German pistol used in WWI and WWII."
"Seattle was made by a guy who looked at Vancouver and said 'what if we do that and then just put a thirteen lane fucking highway through the middle of it?' America is so evil"
I know you KNOW Alexander Graham-Bell, but do you even know what he looks like?? DO YOU???
I hope you remember which Britney song came out in 1999, because it changed the world forever.
I'm literally a writer and I still can't understand any of this.
"Why do you Canadians always insist on getting a drink for anyone who walks in your door every single time, no matter what kind of visit it is?!"
Take it from someone who despises running and always will.
I know you KNOW Alexander Graham-Bell, but do you even know what he looks like?? DO YOU???
"I can’t really think about it too much because it’ll make me cry, and then it’ll also give me an existential crisis."
Is it crazy to say George Clooney is hotter now than he was in the 80s?
I hope you remember which Britney song came out in 1999, because it changed the world forever.
I'm literally a writer and I still can't understand any of this.
I didn't think my 294858 rewatches of The Office would ever come in handy. Until now.
"I didn’t recognize a goddamned thing."
"It’s a special kind of loss, and a special pain, when you can’t remember something but know you could complete the memory if they were there."
Don't be surprised when this fortune comes true.
