1. A lil' polar bear hydrating eye stick for some sweet, sweet relief when you wake up with puffy, aching eyes. This formula is blended with Iceland glacial water to help tighten skin and tackle dark circles so you look and feel more ~refreshed~.
Promising review: "I have always had serious dark circles and bags under my eyes and this has really changed this for me. The results are incredible. The puffiness is gone. The dark circles are hardly noticeable. My sensitive skin has not broken out. I never write reviews, but this was so good that I had to write a review. This actually works." —Ben
Get it from Amazon for $6.92 (available in six styles).
2. Death Wish Instant Coffee Packets so downright (dare I say, DANGEROUSLY) delicious that even the biggest coffee snobs you know might trade in their precious pour-overs. That is, if they can handle the 300mg of caffeine per cup 👀.
Check out a TikTok of the Deathwish Instant Coffee in action. (Also I read at least one review of someone PUTTING THIS IN THEIR MORNING SMOOTHIE, some of you are WILD.)
Death Wish Coffee is a small business that specializes in coffee pods, grounds, whole beans, and more.
Promising review: "So let me start by saying that this coffee is delicious and works if you’re someone like me who wants to stay awake. I work night shifts at a hospital, and in the mornings, when I get home, I’m quite tired and sleepy. I made myself a cup of coffee and waited for it to work. Now let me tell y’all!!! This coffee kept me awake for hours!! BOY, WAS I WOWED INDEED … best believe I went ahead and ordered three more boxes. This is now my to-go coffee if I need a BOOST!!!!!! If you like coffee and want to stay awake, then BUY THIS COFFEE!!! I’m happy I no longer have to take naps to get re-energized." —nancy
Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $10.99.
3. An anxious pumpkin night-light who's just doing his best to keep the spirit of spooky season alive all year long even though he's *lowers voice* a lil' bit afraid of ghosts!! Someone needs to give this brave baby gourd a hug.
Promising review: "This item definitely exceeded the definition of cuteness. I bought this for my bookshelf, and now my nieces are asking one for their room. 🎃 Love how it has a timer for 30 minutes. It works great." —Book_Hollows
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
4. A reusable silicone cactus dryer ball that pet owners especially love because it catches hair like nobody's business. These lil' desert bubs also help soften fabric, reduce wrinkles, *and* save drying time, so they're putting all the decorative but useless succulents in your home to shame.
Check out a TikTok of the cactus dryer ball.
Promising review: "This is my first time using these, and I'm already in love! I saw someone say these can catch hair but I didn't know if these would really catch hair until I used them. They even captured cat hair, which is life-changing for me! 😄😻" —E & D
Get a set of four from Amazon for $9.99 (available in five styles).
5. A pair of "floating" air conduction headphones perfect for anyone whose earbuds slip out when they get sweaty — these are designed to stay put by settling just over your ear instead of inside it. Basically all the convenience and privacy of earbuds, without the discomfort of physically putting them in your ears.
It picks up calls just as well as any other pair, and is designed so the sound isn't audible to anyone else!
Purity is a small business that specializes in tech products and accessories.
Promising review: "I've tried soooo many different types of earbuds over the years with no success. But these Purity open-air headphones are the first pair I've ever tried that actually fit well, don't hurt, and sound great! So, after many years of trying, I've FINALLY found the right ones for my ears!! Woohoo! They are comfortable, lightweight, have great sound clarity, are easy to operate, have great battery life, and people can hear me clearly when I talk on the phone with them. I definitely recommend these, especially if regular in-ear buds don't work for you either." —CPic
Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in 16 styles).
6. An evidence bag-themed zipper pouch so the next time you pull out your lipstick you can be all, "It's not my fault that looking this good is a crime 😘 ."
Promising review: "What a great gift for a crime/forensic LEO (unless they are sick of seeing them) or a TV show aficionado of crime. I am in the second category, as well as a crime fiction author. Not only does it hold items like a phone, wallet items, and change, you can use it for a Kindle separately." —Claire O'Sullivan
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in four styles).
7. A phone umbrella you can suction to the back for *instant* shade when you're trying to text in the rain or snow🫠.
Check out a TikTok of the phone umbrella in action.
Promising review: "This little umbrella is small but mighty. When shopping there’s a variety of color and pattern options available. The umbrella is made of durable water resistant material. The package comes with a suction cup to attach to the back of your phone and the umbrella slides right into the slot on the suction cup. I love that it has the suction cup attachment instead of a sticker- it allows you to use the umbrella when needed and remove it when you don’t need it." —Rachel Grace
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in 15 styles).
8. A set of cowboy straw toppers to add some much-needed "yeehaw!" into your hydration regimen, and keep your straws safe from germs out here in the wild, bacterial west.
9. A ridiculously charming octopus-shaped blackhead remover you can use to gently scrub as part of your skin routine or in the shower to remove excess sebum to exfoliate pores and pull out blackheads, whiteheads, and other miscellaneous gunk from the day that you'd rather evict.
10. A mini skull cake pan reviewers are so obsessed with that they are unrepentantly using to make spooky treats all year long. TikTokers and Amazon reviewers love it for making everything from skull cakes to skull pizza bombs, stuffed chicken sandwiches, cornbread, and rice balls.
Check out a TikTok of the skull pan in action.
Promising review: "This is a great pan. It's made out of cast aluminum and is surprisingly heavy but very easy to use. Our muffins turned out great and popped right out, and the pan is very easy to clean. It's oven-safe up to 400 degrees. You do have to be careful not to scratch the nonstick surface." —LaffingKat
Get it from Amazon for $30.
11. An absurdly adorable mushroom kitchen timer so you can go full cottagecore with the aesthetic when you're baking muffins on a cozy Sunday afternoon.
This winds up and times up to 60 minutes, ending in a loud buzzer. Reviewers also use it to help time themselves with work tasks and studying.
Promising review: "This is whimsical and fun, my kids love it. I tell them their dinner comes from a fairy mushroom forest. 😋 Works great, keeps my little monsters in line — 'Dad, the mushroom went off.' Love it." —Vik V
Get it from Amazon for $8.55 (available in three colors).
12. A set of vinyl coasters to give your coffee table a delightfully retro nostalgic touch *and* protect it from the perils of condensation.
Promising review: "I absolutely adore these!!! They are so cute and definitely do the job! They keep the surface free from water rings and make me giggle!" —johnny williams
Get a set of six from Amazon for $9.99.
13. A set of mason jar-themed wine glasses so you can keep wine and cheese night very demure, very mindful, very cutesy.
Promising review: "Design is so cute. Cups are bigger than expected. Haven't dropped one yet but I used and washed them many times and they have held up well. Colors are so cute that I can't pick my favorite." —Kyley Hjort-King
Get a set of four from Amazon for $21.99 (available in four styles).