"sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years" —@gorgeousbrains
"Some Americans thought what I bought was absurd, but they don’t realize we don't have access to most of what they have."
"smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming" —@alyssaleann
"It's a kind of fear men would never understand."
"this year felt like being awake during surgery"
"This isn’t a gift. It’s an insult."
Sometimes, we just need a reminder that we're not alone in our terrible work days.
Because life's just a big ol' joke sometimes.
"Y'all really raised the school shooter generation and now you're asking us for sympathy.'"
"Some Americans thought what I bought was absurd, but they don’t realize we don't have access to most of what they have."
"It's a kind of fear men would never understand."
Note to self: never eat a slug on a dare.
"Christmas is in two weeks and ion even got the thought that counts."
"I should have removed all those people from the scene. That was a crime scene mistake."
"He carried this secret with him for so long and died without ever having told anyone. It must have haunted him."
"Most tourists don't understand how dangerous it can be."
"Matilda Djerf being canceled was not on my 2024 bingo card."
"this year felt like being awake during surgery"
