28 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Let's Face It, We All Could Use A Laugh Right Now
"sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years" —@gorgeousbrains
Welcome back to another recap of funny tweets! I hope you are easing into the post-holiday season alright (I know, I'm not either).
My first day back at work after being off for 2 weeks pic.twitter.com/ePYbPLY5x1
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) January 6, 2025
Anyway, to cure our January slump, here are some funny tweets to keep our spirits up:
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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby bítch I ain’t living in there
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) January 2, 2025
2.
My husband keeps calling our unborn child Project 2025 and I think people are going to stop talking to us soon
— half empty girl (@meowingabyss) January 2, 2025
3.
Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.
— Blaythe (@Blaythexxx) January 6, 2025
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She did so much in the space of year omg maybe I need to go jail https://t.co/kd5tKwKcme
— حمدي (@thegirlh4) January 1, 2025
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A woman in a pencil skirt making this for her entire family before heading to her 9-5 https://t.co/1bSlOSqiXD pic.twitter.com/i3GNyPKCyr
— ✨ (@Fantasticb0yage) January 2, 2025
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one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) January 2, 2025
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— no context memes (@weirddalle) January 6, 2025
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Yall ever look at a gofundme page and be like damn who sent $2500
— t. (@t_sadiity) January 5, 2025
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everyone's afraid of real swag pic.twitter.com/wNmJV2CJBq
— zoë (@zoe_alliyah) January 6, 2025
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Lyft is sick because it’s still like 40% cheaper than Uber and the only downside is your driver definitely just smoked a bowl
— Extremely Finance Guy (@veryfinanceguy) January 5, 2025
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Getting my oil changed i hope they need to look in here pic.twitter.com/IkwtP0RPwO
— a girl (@buggirl29) January 4, 2025
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sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years
— francis (@gorgeousbrains) January 4, 2025
14.
you guys feel gross because you don’t stretch enough. Get up and get into the downward dog position bitch
— Rita ♱ (@sirenectra) January 2, 2025
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just applied for a job where i only had to attach my resume and input my name and email pic.twitter.com/ClsQjdg6hb
— erika 🌙 sweet labyrinthoney buckin (@labyrinthoney) January 2, 2025
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my friend posted the guy she’d been seeing on one of those “are we dating the same man” groups and immediately got a call from a cop and a social worker and 3 months later had to testify during his divorce trial lmao
— Grace (@gracecamille_) January 4, 2025
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A friend just sent this and I’m dying. 😂 pic.twitter.com/gBGq0dwaSh
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) January 5, 2025
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i graduated fart school top of my ass
— 🐈 Smol Cat (@OneSmolCat) January 4, 2025
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she was on canva mad as hell https://t.co/BcqBkfZEpV
— when you’re gagged that the femme top (@lisatheedoll) January 4, 2025
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The fall out is going to be worse than a Miami girls trip. https://t.co/vsvb7NOWzX
— AUNT RUCKUS (@GI4GIA) January 6, 2025
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fucking hell hope you're alright mate, lucky to have survived that https://t.co/yzsnRT5IuM
— marc (@feelingsplain) January 6, 2025
24.
TSA is going to kill you on sight https://t.co/HWLs1OteUF
— ᄃ (@KodenameC) January 4, 2025
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hate when expensive stuff is worth it…noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
— draculaura (@DRACULAURlTA) January 4, 2025
26.
me as a detective: ok wait omg
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) January 5, 2025
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dude we’re beating around the bush later if you want to pull up
— bobby (@bobbylikesbeers) January 5, 2025
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That's all for this week! For more funny tweets, feel free to check out our most recent roundups in case ya missed 'em:
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