I Almost Dropped My Phone Cackling At These 22 Pet Tweets From This Week

    "My sister told my cat she’s built like a linebacker"

    Ashley Holt
    by Ashley Holt

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Having a pet is such a gift, because you can expose their shenanigans on the internet without their permission and bring people so much joy.

    A cat wearing a plush lion mane, looking up while lying on a carpeted floor
    AFV / Via giphy.com

    So here are 22 funny pet tweets to celebrate this right and privilege:

    1.

    Them: Is your cat friendly?

    My Cat: What kind of a fucking question is that?

    Me: No

    — Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) December 28, 2024
    Twitter: @kryzazzy

    2.

    My cat at midnight on New Year’s pic.twitter.com/WjKkWWxYIp

    — Isaac Feldberg (@isaacfeldberg) January 1, 2025
    Twitter: @kanyewest / Via x.com

    3.

    if you disturb the nap time

    you get the yap time pic.twitter.com/w3KBRW1rde

    — Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach) December 30, 2024
    Twitter: @jtrebach

    4.

    Accidentally took my cat’s meds.

    Don’t ask meow

    — Klara (@klara_sjo) December 27, 2024
    Twitter: @klara_sjo

    5.

    my cat keeps going “ooh!” and launching herself at the sliding glass door. probably fine

    — Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) January 3, 2025
    Twitter: @maizie_star

    6.

    My dog think he’s safe from my New Years cleaning but he getting scrubbed too get yo big ass in this tub patna

    — Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) December 30, 2024
    Twitter: @talleyberrybaby

    7.

    just sent a happy new year’s photo to my mom with my cat sleeping on my chest, she said “you look like you’re breast feeding a baby. how about a real one this year?” pic.twitter.com/MPzTv8Ca6W

    — no (@zedonarrival) January 1, 2025
    Warner Bros. Television / Via Twitter: @zedonarrival

    8.

    I like to feed my dog Mini Cheddars and pretend I'm a priest giving the body of Christ at communion. She likes the smokey BBQ best. Amen.

    — Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) January 2, 2025
    Twitter: @fesshole

    9.

    I think my cat Rooster got a hangover! 🥳 pic.twitter.com/JLAJjUbnnV

    — 🐉Mortal_Kombat_Addict | Fatalities Daily (@MK_habit_addict) January 1, 2025
    Twitter: @MK_habit_addict

    10.

    Twitter: @TITO_MEDALLA

    11.

    this hanging plant that i’ve had for 3 years flowered for the first time ever and obviously my cat tore off the flower as soon as she could

    — Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) December 31, 2024
    Twitter: @maizie_star

    12.

    I wish my cat had a phone so I could send her cat memes and say, "This is you."

    — Adi (@AbdillahZaman) December 26, 2024
    Twitter: @AbdillahZaman

    13.

    Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

    — BOOP (@Bootyfuluni) December 29, 2024
    Twitter: @Bootyfuluni

    14.

    My girl is allergic to my dog, so now I have to find another girl😭

    — Xavv🧸🌴 (@R3troXavv_) December 29, 2024
    Twitter: @R3troXavv_

    15.

    Twitter: @Breaking70Bars

    16.

    Twitter: @notoklauren

    17.

    “do you actually want to see me, or do you just want to hang out with my cat?”

    don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.

    — Vivian (@suchnerve) January 2, 2025
    Twitter: @suchnerve

    18.

    pic.twitter.com/oJ3bzIyn1t

    — out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 2, 2025
    Instagram: @puppupstudio / Via instagram.com

    19.

    Can someone text my cat and tell her to come downstairs and snuggle with me on the sofa she has my notifications muted

    — big honkin caboose (@itsbighonkin) December 28, 2024
    Twitter: @itsbighonkin

    20.

    “Slow down, you’re working like a dog!”

    Nah, I work so my dog can do this: pic.twitter.com/fAYG0ba4hh

    — Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO (@marklewismd) December 31, 2024
    Twitter: @marklewismd

    21.

    My dog is guarding his roast potato.
    He'll be like this for the next 36 hours. pic.twitter.com/OumvmFkO1a

    — Flynn (@Flynnisaware) December 30, 2024
    Twitter: @Flynnisaware

    22.

    pic.twitter.com/t2cFbXiVua

    — out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 2, 2025
    Pinterest: El usuario más / Via mx.pinterest.com