"I'm associated with the very thing that I detest: vapid, vacuous, plastic, constructed, mindless celebrity."
DNA tests need to be done, because these actors have GOT to be related.
"Can you make a ring for free? I'm an influencer."
"I'm using my WiFi to watch TV. No internet involved."
#Neverforget when Madonna asked a fan in a wheelchair why she was sitting at her concert.
Slapping on some makeup and copying a hair color does NOT make up for bad casting!
Hate the Twilight films all you want, but you have to admit the casting was on POINT.
I'm now terrified to ever have a baby after seeing how hard they kick.
"My future mother-in-law has made arrangements to have her vows renewed at our destination wedding. On the same day. Two hours prior to our ceremony. At the same location. Because...wait for it...she wants the day to be special for her also."
Dave Chappelle, please stop talking about trans people.
I'm now terrified to ever have a baby after seeing how hard they kick.
"He may still be one of the best players, but everything that happened around his vaccination status came off to me as complete 'white male entitlement' and 'rules for thee, not for me.'"
"The most striking thing to me was how goddamn awkward they tended to be. Like, they seemed so unsure of how to speak normally to a non-famous person."
I am very glad I don't have hyperdontia.
"Can you make a ring for free? I'm an influencer."
Imagine scamming your own bridesmaids!!!
#Neverforget when Madonna asked a fan in a wheelchair why she was sitting at her concert.
I never want to see Armie Hammer in a movie again, TBH.
"Nothing like driving 30 minutes to see the holiday train with the kids!" *Another train immediately blocks it*
"It's weird, clashes, and doesn't look good overall. We did this a million years ago in the 90s. I thought we learned our lesson, but what's old is new again, I guess."